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At 5:33pm on May 7, 2008, Greg Hall said…
Dear God with a matching handbag!

I feel I have not aggrivated you in weeks! It's killing me!

So, all day today picture my finger barely an inch from your face.

I'm not touching you...I'm not touching you...
At 12:36pm on April 17, 2008, Jared Blair said…
Hey there Sammi, how are things?
At 6:08am on April 16, 2008, Greg Hall said…
This Samantha Leng, with her Adam Experiments, Edward Morgan dinners and vibrating washing machines, is quite the hoot. Yeah, she needs help but I'm sure in a good way.

She not only makes fans wonder what else she'll pull from her many hats but she personally makes me wish I was a young UK woman.

Did I type that last part aloud?
At 10:18pm on April 10, 2008, Greg Hall said…
Um, Jezz, this is kinda awkward...

Sammi doesn't wear socks.

Those are her actual legs. Tattooed that way in remembrance of her time with an African tribe of Rainbow People. Finding the hat to match was her real challenge.
At 8:40pm on April 10, 2008, Jezzy Wolfe said…
Fabulous socks, sweetie!

My legs are unfortunately short... two and a half inches... so socks like that make me look like a hairy rainbow-striped banana. Which is just fine until someone decides to be a smartie pants and tries to peel me.

Awkward!

Just kidding. My legs are actually 4 and a half inches.
At 12:26am on April 6, 2008, Brian L Porter said…
Hi Sammi,

Thanks for the comment. I'm glad you like the new cover. Yes, Graeme was very clever with his use of colours to produce the effect we were looking for.

Best regards

Brian
At 12:05am on April 5, 2008, Brian L Porter said…
Hi Sammi,

Thanks for your message. 'A Study in Red' is reported as selling well by my publisher, and it was also made a Recommended Read by CK2S Kwips & Kritiques in February. Thanks for your good wishes. It's doing great and far exceeding my own expectations so far. People seem to love it and it's becoming a sort of mini cult novel by the sounds of teh feeedback I'm getting.

Best regards

Brian
At 7:21am on March 30, 2008, Greg Hall said…
You think you're wonky because they switched around the site? That ain't about a thang, Ms. Girlfriend!!!

Last time I logged on here, my computer started spitting out sparks, smoke is rolling out the back of my monitor and Graveside Tales ate my damn cat!

At least I think it was a cat. Hold on...sweetheart, did we ever own a cat? A dog? Well, can you do a headcount on the kids for me? (My wife is checking...)

Whatever, the damn site ate something and scared the hell out of me.
At 5:44pm on March 24, 2008, Greg Hall said…
I have unfortunately seen my own death. I am eaten by badgers.

Other than that, I am absolutely indestructable. And a heckuva great dancer.
At 9:36am on March 14, 2008, Michael Josef said…
Hiya Sammi...I am still trying to get the hang of this Thing.

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About Me:
I edit a fiction and poetry magazine, Neonbeam, here. You can download the latest issue at the website.

I'm fond of hats. My hair is ruined through excessive dying. I'm mould-o-phobic, and possibly seaweed-o-phobic. And if I was forced to write a list of every food I don't like, I would probably die of old age before completing it.

I have a MySpace page here.
Website:
http://www.neonbeam.org
Favorite Authors
Martin Millar, Martin Scott, Michael Marshall Smith, David Sedaris, Will Self, Tom Sharpe, David Thorpe
Favorite Books
Lonely Werewolf Girl, by Martin Millar Dreams of Sex and Stage Diving, by Martin Millar Suzy, Led Zeppelin and Me, by Martin Millar Thraxas, by Martin Scott Thraxas at the Races, by Martin Scott Only Forward, by Michael Marshall Smith Spares, by Michael Marshall Smith Santaland Diaries, by David Sedaris Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, by David Sedaris The Quantity Theory of Insanity, by Will Self Cock and Bull, by Will Self Indecent Exposure, by Tom Sharpe Wilt, by Tom Sharpe Hybrids, by David Thorpe The Rat-Tailed Maggot and Other Poems, by Attila The Stockbroker Black Butterflies, by John Shirley

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"A Matter of Taste" @ TQF

One of my non-horror stories, A Matter of Taste, is in the current issue - number 22 - of Theaker's Quarterly Fiction.

It can be downloaded free here (by clicking on the large cover image). The issue can also be bought in print at Lulu.

This is my first science fiction story, I think. Possibly my only science fict… Continue

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