Zombie Zak's Other Graveyard!

Sorry, I just woke up. Haven't been on the computer since last morn.
So here it is, a whole new 'nother year that sparkled and born.
Jesus, man I just got finished fixing the last one that was torn.
Nothing left to do, I fear me this time, except to get on the horn
Call over the General and let him know that his time is worn.

By the bollocks of old Gods and simple men
Know it now that the gregarious monsters
Are writing their poetry and prose
And estimates are nearing
About the doom
Soon to clo… Continue

Well, good even, friends and neighbors and people I only know through nefarious devices both crafted and bestowed! Electronic or analogue, the end is the same. I hail ye all in good spirits and health, and ask you nicely, won't you, could you, please you in good manner:

Feed me.

How goes it this day, this night, this moment of eager and fright?
Fare thee well? Fare thee hale and whole and happy bright?
Work and water, fire and branch - all in balance, all is nice?
Is everything going your way,… Continue

Today we began Phase 0001 of our plans for complete and total domination of the world of the living. I'm fairly certain that the livies will not know what hit them. I'm also fairly confident that my plans to inundate the planet with a fellowship of friendly, peaceful, co-existing mindful brethren of the dead will be successful.

Yes, there will be some hardships, some obstacles to overcome; but in the end, I'm firmly of the mind (mine and the one that I ate for breakfast) that I shall be victori… Continue

Darkness swirled. Like a thing possessed, it twisted and slithered along the lines of the room searching out for the weaknesses in the solidity of form. The object in the center of the room glowed ominously as it spewed out tiny wisps of inky black smoke. Apparently unconcerned by all of this activity, the old bald man sat quietly staring at the source of the illumination, mumbling all the time in a soft, sibilant inaudible murmur. The basement of 225 Raynelight Street was large and barren of fu… Continue